December 2009
Alright. Tonight is about to begin. I have to get ready for work now. Then shower/get ready. Then downtown, and it’s on.
But seriously, be safe tonight. Make sure you have a place to crash. Especially with all this snow and ice and stuff, don’t try to drive if you shouldn’t be. Getting fucked up to celebrate the new year won’t be fun when you’re in a ditch somewhere....
I’m trying a little strategy here. I went to bed at like 1 AM last night, and slept until like 11. I wanted to get an amazing sleep so I’d be totally rested up for tonight. I’ve been icing my heel and taking ibuprofen, it’s slowly getting better. I’m eating a very bready snack at work tonight before I go home to get ready so I’m not out on an empty stomach....
Bill: As you know, l’m quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes fascinating. Take my favorite superhero, Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology… The mythology is not only great, it’s unique.
The Bride: How long does this shit take to go into effect?
Bill:...
~~THE WIERD FARM~~ a story, by: bschh
beggarsbanquet:
laland:
bschh:
one day i went to my grampas farm and my parents dropped me off. my parents were like and i was like . i went into the barn and my grandma saw me and was like so i was like and she was like so i was just like . then my grampa walked in and was like and i was like . he told me to take care of some chickens first. i looked at them and they were like so i...
I wanna be in New York nowwww. I can’t wait.
I hope you’re reading this, Leni. “I see you.”
But seriously I can’t wait. I keep staring at all my info I’ve gathered. Flight times, the hotel, rough itinerary…I’m so excited to get out of this place.
And I’m sure just as I did on the way out of LA and back home last summer, I’ll probably...
Hey @beggarsbanquet I'm looking at you =)
You just reminded me,
they’re working on the Sherlock Holmes sequel now, don’t know if you knew.
Robert and Jude are both signed on and Guy Ritchie’s trying to get Brad Pitt to be Moriarty.
=)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(307): burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
It’s weird The Rev is dead. I was just listening to Avenged Sevenfold for the first time in forever today, and my favorite of theirs is “A Little Piece of Heaven”, which he sang on…I can’t say I’m surprised he’s dead, considering his habits. Wikipedia says “natural causes”…I call bullshit.
The (embarrassingly true) Five Stages of Lady Gaga
oceanchild:
thisisforever:shortskirtlongjacket:missworld:kayfabe:discodazzler:saafz:
Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Gaga Be Great
1. Denial- This isn’t happening. She’s not real. “Just Dance” has to be a forgery. She has to be sampling. Oh, I know, this is a cover. No? It’s all her? She writes her own songs? Plays the piano? Actually sings? I refuse to believe...
I’m not being racist, but why are all the people on Twitter who show up as tweeting the trending topics always black? I’m just curious.
I've posted this a while ago, but it never gets...
-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. -More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me. -Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. -Have you ever been walking down the...
(253): My bf texted me as I was texting some hookup from last night. His text: “Morning baby” My response: “Your cum is in my hair”
The missed connections section on Craigslist might just be the best entertainment ever.
“She Wolf” makes me feel like a slut. But like an empowered slut who might be good at dancing after one more shot.
I have nottt felt good today. I slept in because I couldn’t bear to lift my head off my pillow when my alarm (David Bowie’s “Cat People”, what’s up Inglourious Basterds) on my iPhone went off. And I had to take care of some stuff around the house today, I need to take a shower, I need to stop by my bank, I need to pay my phone bill…blahh I just feel like staying...
I don’t trust myself on New Year’s this year. I may wake up the next day in an alley in Jersey with my kidney missing.
I don't want this to sound emo...it most likely...
When everything’s going great, that’s obviously wonderful.
When everything’s going bad, that sucks, but at least you know where you stand.
It might be even worse for some things to be great but some things to be terrible. Sometimes I’d rather it be all good or all bad, because I have things I’m excited about in my life and good stuff coming up, and I’m also...
I'm sobbing. This is so sad omg.): →
oceanchild:
jesuschrist-:growingup:
Somebody call 911, sobbing teenage girl alert. Sobbing teenage girl alert.
oh my god
…
Oh wow. That’s incredible. I’d love to be able to do something like that for someone some day.
“Freedom is just another word for ‘nothing left to lose’.”
– Janis Joplin
Coldplay - Lost
Just because I’m losing...
im a little freaked out by this →
oceanchild:
expecto-patronum:desotodeson:doctorplease:(via seaofglass)
what the hell
holy shit how
………
hi wtf
I love Revolutionary Road.
I love Leonardo DiCaprio.
I love Kate Winslet.
I LOVE Revolutionary Road.
1. I need money, but despite that fact, hope it’s dead at work tonight because I feel really light headed and exhausted and want to enjoy the snow at home.
2. There might be hope for a snowman this year yet. Though technically, it will probably be in 2010.
3. I hate people that say “see you next year”, as in it’s December 30 and you work with them but they don’t...
Sherlock Holmes gets two thumbs way up. $5 for a cup of soda at a theater gets two thumbs down, but that’s beside the point.
It was honestly very good, please go see it.
P.S. Marry me now, Robert Downey Jr.
Today I waited on a table of a husband and wife and their four young sons. They were “adopted” by the U of I women’s basketball team, who bought them toys and groceries for Christmas, and they were given a free meal at our restaurant, and my manager said to push food on them, to make sure they had a big, nice meal. This sounds condescending, but they were really cute because they...
“I can only live, either altogether with you or not at all…your live made me the...”
– Ludwig van Beethoven
You know how I know I'm an only child?
jheath:
I went Christmas shopping today and bought more things for myself than for other people…
Well you know what they say, it’s better to give than receive buy cool stuff for yourself?
As an only child, I agree. It reminds me of another thing I do.
This is slightly related but kind of not, but I also have gotten used to just buying what I want. It irritates people, but everyone in my...
I’m gonna make a stand and say “It’s a Wonderful Life” is garbage and one of the most overrated films ever.
I feel like I live in London.
What is this garbage, GT-fuck-O, rain.
I was awakened at like four in the morning by the drainpipe near my window, and I was like no, it’s not raining. Not a couple of days before Christmas.
Thanks a lot global warming, so much for a white Christmas. Now it’s a wet Christmas.
This is bull.
I’m off of work (and classes, obviously) today, and...
I miss ghost hunting. Driving all the way to Decatur’s cemetery in the middle of the night and seeing creepy lights and movements, having three cop cars get called to take us into custody for trespassing at Champaign’s cemetery. They did a thorough car search, background checks, and gave us warnings. I miss the rush of every time in my life I’ve attempted something paranormal (if...